Catastrophe on the Escalator

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Highlights of our expedition to the fancy-shmancy Broadmoor Hotel to gawk at the gingerbread houses and Christmas decorations . . .

1.  Having Ava and Cade get soaked at the Wishing Pool Fountain in one of the lounges (See picture above.  And, yes, that is our two-year-old's entire arm submerged in the water as she tries to steal someone else's penny).  And then having to walk around outside--wet--in 20 degree weather at night.

2.  And, as we walked around, dripping and in barely-matching outfits, feeling inadequate trying to corral our children amid wealthy people in evening gowns walking to very-important dinners.

3.  Spending 20 bucks on two hot chocolates, one coffee, and two cookies.  Really.  And that was everyone sharing everything.

4.  Trusting Cade with said-very-expensive hot chocolate while going up an escalator, amid said-very-dressed-up-adults-with-lots-of-big-diamonds.  Watching as Cade loses his balance, tries to catch himself with his broken arm, misses, and falls flat on his back, upside down on the escalator steps. 
Spilling said-hot-chocolate. 
Everywhere.

I'm afraid, once again, the Parker family misses the Norman Rockwell one's mark by just a teeny bit.
Oh, well, it makes for a funny story, and I reckon that's worth something.